I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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