You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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