just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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