just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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