I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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