i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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