Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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