READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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