Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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