Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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