May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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