why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also, beer. Big fan.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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