it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
