I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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