Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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