Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
someone owes me an orgasm
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I see more hoeing in ur future
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