Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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