I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
