There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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