My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
