Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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