Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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