I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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