and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
