yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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