How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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