I think scott just propositioned me for sex
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That accounts for only three of the penises
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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