she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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