The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We have so much sex to catch up on
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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