You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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