NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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