Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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