its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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