I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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