I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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