69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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