worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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