I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
