so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I have aggressive nipples.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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