Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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