The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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