Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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