Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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