You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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