You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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