In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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