i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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