Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
tell me about the fingering
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