You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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