Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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