why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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