North Korea, Best Korea!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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