can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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