Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize